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altospaceangel:

beetledrink:

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

yurimartyr:

zeitghost:

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

i don’t think it’s like that at all.

dogpuppy:

redstonedust:

redstonedust:

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple “i like your shoelaces” from strangers and like. i cant NOT “i stole them from the president” in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

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jame7t:

jame7t:

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

no hope for you even at all

dogpuppy:

dogpuppy:

swedishjazz:

thriron:

3000s:

dogpuppy: